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A Global Citizen - April 2008

Peace at 98 ~ Finally

April 18th 2008 18:00
Toward the end of a Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'

80% of the congregation held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.

All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'

'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle,
faced the congregation, and said:



'I outlived the bitches.'


You know I love this granny joke.

Raven

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Comment by Kleonaptra

April 18th 2008 23:12


Kalikapsychosis
LOL! What a nice way to wake up Saturday Morning!

Comment by katyzzz

April 18th 2008 23:17


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I'm still laughing, and it was predictable, and I can't wait to get to 98 and still going.

Comment by Tracy

April 18th 2008 23:28


Movies and Life
He he, what a woman.

Comment by tlcorbin

April 18th 2008 23:43


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Kleo, katyzzz and Tracy, I was hoping it would appeal to your sense of humor, because it got me to laughing.

Raven

Comment by Tracy

April 18th 2008 23:59


Movies and Life
I needed a chortle, Raven...and some vicarious oomph.

I'm trying to do a rotten uni assignment...and Word is not doing what I want it to do...

Comment by tlcorbin

April 19th 2008 00:04


Coffee Quip
A Global Citizen
Paranormal Paranormal
Is Why
Alaska Chronicle
Sleezer's World
Flog it a bit harder until it's attitude improves Tracy, it always worked with my crews..hahaha.

So, what are your trying to strong arm Word into doing that it is balking at?

Raven

Comment by Tracy

April 19th 2008 00:12


Movies and Life
He he, I'm flogging away...

I'm trying to add a document to a template in 2007 and then modify the styles in the new document...

I'm a visual learner and am doing this by correspondence, so am finding it hard.

Comment by James Rickard

April 19th 2008 00:42


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Good one!

Comment by Damo

April 19th 2008 01:27


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Works for me.

Comment by tlcorbin

April 19th 2008 01:31


Coffee Quip
A Global Citizen
Paranormal Paranormal
Is Why
Alaska Chronicle
Sleezer's World
Tracy, do you have the Word File Format Converters? Word 2007 and Word 2003 don't play nicely without this bit of software. Do a search for them. But do make sure you follow instructions, and get updates current to handle the freaky little program.
~ ~ ~
Thanks James.

Raven

Comment by tlcorbin

April 19th 2008 01:39


Coffee Quip
A Global Citizen
Paranormal Paranormal
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It worked for me as well Damo, hahaha

Raven

Comment by Tracy

April 20th 2008 01:41


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Hi Raven

Thanks for your suggestion, I'm going to look into it. Word can be excellent, but at times, completely annoying and obstructive.

I've decided to submit the assignment as it is as I have spent far too long on it and it's time to start the next one. Plus, I hate it!!

Thanks for your help and letting me vent,

Tracy

Comment by Johnny Come Lately

April 20th 2008 11:30


Jack's Back
Ha what a crack up.

Comment by tlcorbin

April 20th 2008 14:55


Coffee Quip
A Global Citizen
Paranormal Paranormal
Is Why
Alaska Chronicle
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Always glad to help Tracy.
~ ~ ~
Agreed JCL.

Raven

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