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How to Achieve Peace with Palestine

June 8th 2008 20:00



Achieving Peace for Palestine and Israel is simple, really.










First, move them (all three genders) from their black and white world view,













Into a new and improved color filled world.











Boing




And then find a way to entertain their leaders,














And a productive something for their women to do.

The uniform is optional of course.



There you go, peace in the region has been resolved.

Do I get a noble piece of pie for this?

Raven

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Comment by Damo

June 9th 2008 01:26
Actually Raven
I prefer the magic wand solution.
I wave a magic wang and suddenly all the self interested people care about other for a change.

Caveat Blogitor


Comment by tlcorbin

June 9th 2008 04:30
Ah, everwise Damo, sometimes the traditional waving of wand wangs are indeed far more palatable for old school despots when provoking thought adjustments than the new and improved electrical version known as the probiscus gitmoronus.

Raven

Comment by katyzzz

June 9th 2008 04:37
Dear Mr. Raven, your thoughtful, if a touch provocative, application will be submitted to our selection committee.

Please bear in mind that we do have a lot of applications each as deserving as your own so it may be some years before we can give you an answer.

May I suggest that if you support your application with submissions from more other worthy citizens in the community it may speed the process.

Thank you for your pompous humble entry. It will be given every consideration that it deserves, please excuse the typing errors as our clerk grade 11z is on maternity leave.

On behalf of the Chairman of the Select Committee,

```87*&-0

Comment by tlcorbin

June 9th 2008 06:10
The accolades just keep flooding in katyzzz . . . I'll forward the bulk of them it for the committees review...

Raven

Comment by Mountain Fog

June 9th 2008 07:26
Interesting poser.....,

probably only mass hypnotism would work;

onvince everyone that they are of the same ilk (which technically they are, for they are all Semites),
and that they live in a country called Palesrael, or maybe Israepal, which has two states, but everyone appreciates each other, everyone may work anywhere they like, everyone may vote in elections, everyone is treated equally under the eyes of the law, which is equally suspicious of everyone, all own land, there is no wall, no guard towers and no one has ever heard of collective punishment, nor vendettas, nor of the Old Testament, nor of the New Testament and their countires motto is, "United One for All".

if only maigc could be that big...

fog

Comment by tlcorbin

June 9th 2008 07:28
I believe in miracles fog . . .

Comment by Damo

June 9th 2008 12:57
My wang?!!
Damn typo's



Comment by tlcorbin

June 9th 2008 14:03
Occasionally they inject new elements into a story . . .

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