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A Global Citizen - December 2007

Ms Fabulist Broom 2008 Winner Announced!

December 21st 2007 05:31
Surprise late entry, to the WW3 world wide search for Ms Fabulist Broom 2008 ,won with a landslide of support from her adoring fans in a stunning upset over the reigning 2007 Queen, her testosterone intolerant back n butt biting sister, S.L.B. Claims of ballot box irregularities have been denied by the new winner and her staff box stuffers.

The new Ms Fabulist Broom, known affectionately as Ms S.L.o.B* to her friends, was accompanied to the gay festivities by her constant companion, cohort, and colonics minister, the right reverential and recent recipient of a penile transplant: Flaccid L Cloggedhell.

Sadly, missus Cloggedhell was attending to an urgent plumbing problem with a modest selection of electrical appliances and was unable to attend the gay affair; electing instead to remain homebound with a couple of appliance savvy handymen to attend to her pressing plumbing issue. You have admire her willingness to remain on Task, her main tool man.

The enigmatic emcee, Don L Nobody, presented backup and support for Ms S.L.o.B, but chose to remain in the shadows during the coronation portion of the gay lass event, claiming, "The Light of Truth was over whelming," and "I feel so exposed and seen." But, oddly, he never really explained his position or showed his person.

This is a neverending story, and may not be updated as events unfold.

Raven
*Some Lost old Bat.

This work of fiction is not meant to be indicative of real people or any specific situation; just those lame freaks that it applies to or exposed liars it irritates on odd occasions.

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Comment by Damo

December 21st 2007 07:09


For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
Is this a religion thing?

Comment by katyzzz

December 21st 2007 09:13


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Is it too late for me to enter and must one be single?

Raven, you story looking teller.

Comment by tlcorbin

December 21st 2007 17:33


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Absolutely, Damo, when your political perspective ranges no further than your nose and the broom you sweep truth under the carpet with; then it's been relegated to the level of personal religion. So, if the bikini and water logged brain fits....

I've seen the way of Oddz and found redemption in its truth.

The land of Oddz is open to all, katyzzz, come, sojourn with your fellows, single or coupled, all are welcome to celebrate at the alter of Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of obscene wealth; hahaha, ya busted me.

Raven

Comment by Techno

December 21st 2007 22:00


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Obscene wealth, you got me, all for it, especially for me.

Yeah, I like writin' stories, figures huh?

Comment by tlcorbin

December 22nd 2007 00:02


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It's all doable and yours for the taking in Oddz land, Techno. Writers are always paid obscenely here as well. Raven

Comment by Kleonaptra

December 24th 2007 05:13


Kalikapsychosis
Hilarious Raven...

Comment by tlcorbin

December 24th 2007 05:49


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Is Why
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Well, perhaps it is kleonaptra, but I am disappointed, the underlying message of my hyperbole is wasted on the pea brains that initiated this soiree into the darkness of their psyche. They're never going to get it. Raven

Comment by Kleonaptra

December 25th 2007 02:34


Kalikapsychosis
Ah, my sweet....
Im surprised you havnt realized that already! For the masters of prose, about 80% of our work goes entirely unappreciated! And, usually, especially by those it is directed at....
At least you vented, and you're secure in the knowledge you were right all along. They are too dumb to get it.
And probably always will be!

Comment by tlcorbin

December 25th 2007 03:11


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There's a part of me that has blind faith in people kleo,
and the remainder hopes for the best, neither is ever happy. Raven

Comment by D. Armenta

December 25th 2007 04:41


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HAHAHA! Great post--great pic, Raven!

Merry Christmas!

D. Armenta

Comment by tlcorbin

December 25th 2007 06:42


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Merry Christmas D. Armenta, I am glad to have brought humor to your holiday. Have a Happy New Year as well. Raven

Comment by Kleonaptra

December 26th 2007 05:46


Kalikapsychosis
Oh, dear raven how I know that feeling!

Comment by tlcorbin

December 26th 2007 16:17


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I suspected as much Kleo, but I choose to remain hopeful: I am never shocked, dismayed or disappointed by a display of 'humanness', but a display of 'humaneness' always surprises and delights me. Raven

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